Dave Ramsey’s Pickup Lines 2010
| Dave Ramsey Pickup Lines 2010 |
| You know ‘em, and you love ‘em (well, you know ‘em, anyway). Here is a fresh crop of Dave Ramsey pickup lines for Valentine’s Day. Use at your own risk!
Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me!
I’m thinking of renaming the “fun money” category in my budget. What’s your name?
Who needs Dave Ramsey? For me, the Fox show is right here!
Glad I’ve got health insurance. I need to see a doctor now that you’ve made my knees weak.
I won’t ask to borrow your phone number, since borrowing is stupid. Will you just give it to me instead?
My dating life is in a recession. Will you bail me out?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I want to start my baby emergency fund. First thing I need is you, baby.
The ladies here would agree … I’ve taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice. |
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